Heaven Hath No Frustration Like A Goddess Scorned

Who’s stupider than Jupiter?

He really is a cad.

Should he come down to London town, he’d be a right real lad.

 

Poor Juno should have had it

With his blatant love affairs.

Yet still she stays his wife, despite the gossip and the stares.

 

If only he were mortal, 

She’d slip something in his wine

But sadly murder’s hopeless when you’re husband is divine.

 

“Oy vey!”